she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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