like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My life is pants optional.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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