that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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