Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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