Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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