they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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