Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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