Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
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