Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
