I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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