We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Pooping to opera.
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