This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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