I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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