apparently the secret to your success is patron
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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