Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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