Betty ford says i'm here all night
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
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It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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