At least make sure they are 18
Why
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Just high enough for therapy.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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