Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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