Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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