can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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