So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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