I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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