so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
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