In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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