yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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