I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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