I feel like abortions should bother me more
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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