Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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