honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
