I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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