So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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