as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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