Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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