I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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