And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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