I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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