I think i peed on brittanys purse
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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