Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza