it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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