? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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