I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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