You just made me feel so damn special
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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