Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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