when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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