You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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