He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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