hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
and she was petting her beer can
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.