shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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