just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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