i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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