He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So squirting runs in the family.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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