I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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