Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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