any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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